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I like to call Best Western hotels, and when they answer with "hello, best western", I like to answer "McClintoch" and then hang up. 🤣

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*Hay*! How you doin’?

2. What did the aqueous vapor say to the attractive aqueous liquid?

*Water* you doing later?

3. Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?

Because no one could find three wise men or a virgin.

4. 3 nurses walk into a patient's bedroom only to find him dead.

The first nurse goes to check on him and notices that he had a massive erection so she tells the other nurses to give him a good send off by have sex with him. The first nurse does it and stops after getting tired. The second does the same and stops to share with the third nurse. The third nurse was a bit reluctant to do it because she was on her period and she felt embarrassed to show the other nurses. Eventually she gives into her desires and has sex with him and all of a sudden the man wakes up. The nurses are baffled and wonders what happened until the man says, " thanks ladies after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion i feel fucking amazing."

5. My girlfriend just accused me of cheating, so I broke up with her.

She was starting to sound just like my wife.

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7. Brie Larson should marry Alison Brie.

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8. How do you get out of an elephant?

How do you get out of an elephant? You run around and around until you’re all pooped out.

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